erik (bandofmercy) wrote in 09_11_01,
erik
bandofmercy
09_11_01

the first step is admitting that its hilarious

hey did anyone make any jokes about how dick cheney shot his friend in the face yet? because that would be funny. allow me to make a few up off the top of my head:

why did dick cheney cross the road?
to shoot his friend in the face with a shotgun

why did dick cheney shoot his friend in the face?
so that he would have a heart attack and be disfigured for life

a guy walks into a bar and says "bartender, i have incontrovertible proof that the bush administration allowed 911 to happen in order to justify the imperial war which key administration members have been lobbying for since the fall of the berlin wall"
...bartender says "so what dick cheney shot his friend in the fuckin face lolz lolz"

why did dick cheney shoot his friend in the face?
so that he could EAT HIM.

why didn't dick cheney go to vietnam?
because he was too fat.

i don't know, run with it. humor is part of the healing process.
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